Are you on the prowl for good quotes about school, college, or university? Well, you could go find quotes by famous people, or you could just take the quotes I made up below and attribute them to TiredThomas (remember to use proper MLA or APA style references).
- School is for the ignorant: Once you’ve gone to school long enough to realize this, you graduate.
- I never saw somebody who enjoyed college as much as an alumnus.
- The best way to survive a test is to bluff; if that fails, you might try studying.
- Going to school is like holding your breath: It’s painful, but you know it has to eventually come to an end.
- Studying is a lot like being on vacation, except without the relaxation, fun, or the being on vacation.
- If you’re not smart enough to drop out of college, you get what you deserve.
- If you’re not smart enough to stay in college, you get what you deserve.
- Choosing a college is easy, choosing to graduate is another matter.
- You should never procrastinate at school, unless you’d rather be doing something else.
- Philosophy class is like a reality show you get a grade for.
- College math is as easy as deriving the proof for the derivative.
- College English is as easy as Faust.
- College music is as easy as Tchaikovsky.
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