In the world of the odd, some folks over on a gaming message board developed some new Pong game titles. Apparently the game website did not want the game to continue. So, present the list as it stands as of today.
Pong: It’s a game.
Pong: Rip the paddle a new one.
Pong: An oldie, but an oldie.
Pong: An experience you will never forget.
Pong: Not Y2K compliant.
Pong: This ain’t no next generation game.
Pong: Your parents thought this was fun.
Pong: As much fun as a 6-sided die.
Pong: Like eating dirt, but on TV.
pong :Timmy
Pong :no me gusta bailo con Juan
Pong :ITS KILLING TIME
Pong :better than sex. ITS PONG
Pong: Revolution.
Pong: This time the ball hits back
Pong: Here comes the pain
Pong: Return of the Pong Nerds.
Pong: it’s not a game, it’s life.
Pong: Ping.
Pong: It tastes pongy.
Pong: It bounces more than my checks.
Pong: No pun intended
Pong: Rhymes with Dong
Pong: Goes Wild
Pong: Padde+ball = total destruction
Pong: Now with the fresh scent of pine.
Pong: You could come up with a better name?
Pong: If you play poorly you may wear out the sides of your TV.
Pong: ‘nuf said.
Pong: Beyond The Paddle
Pong: Where the hell is cloud?
Pong: 2
Pong: Flaming Ball of Death.
Pong: What gravity?
Pong: :gnoP
Pong: Too good fot the NES.
Pong: is life, all the rest is just a game.
Pong: Whats that smell??
Pong: TIME TO DIE
Pong: I will piss on your grave
Pong: It takes 45 muscles to frown after u lose but it only takes 4!!! to ***** slap you straight to hell!!!
Pong: The lady’s game
Pong: An old friend.
Pong: 25 cents.
Pong: I actually remember playing this on a home system.
Pong: Not multitap compatible.
Pong: I was played by both your mama and papa!!!
Pong: So DAMN YOUR WHOLE FAMILY!!!
Pong: It puts the ONG in PONG
Pong: Just do it
Pong: Challenge everything
Pong: HEHEHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Pong: Thank you Kenshin
Pong: I have no idea what you are talking about now
Pong: Smells like a man, but feels like a woman (the case that is)
Pong: We ran outta ideas…
Pong: The neverending story.
Pong: Easter egg free.
Pong: In full color on a black and white TV.
Pong: 0101000001101111011011100110011100001101000010100000110100001010.
Pong: gnoP
Pong: Great Balls of Fire
Pong: Mag-Knee-Toe
Pong: This time, its personal
Pong: The revolution begins.
Pong: Why me.
Pong: The revolution failed.
Pong: Where the heart is.
Pong: The heart is in the balls
Pong: We know its been done before
Pong: Its time to pppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppPONG
Pong: I love making fun of Yugi-oh for its chessy catchphrases
Pong: Ekans is snake backwards
Pong: Its go time
Pong: Post message
Pong: With a bounce
Pong: Too good for Starcade.
Pong: Happy fun.
Pong: How grunge began.
Pong: Everquest version 1.0.
Pong: PWND
Pong: not PWND
Pong: (insert name)
Pong: Your message
Pong: No buttons necessary.
Pong: Loosest slots in town.
Pong: Underground.
Pong: Favorite number is four.
Pong: P
Pong: O
Pong: N
Pong: G
Pong: Coconut
Pong: All stars
Pong: The audio track from rainbow road in Double Dash Rulz!
Pong: Gomp
Pong: Melee.
Pong: Long half-life.
Pong: X-3.
Pong: The Paddle Blade.
Pong: Be wary all who enter here.
Pong: Verrry interesting.
Pong: It’s huge.
Pong: Now with spyware.
Pong: Clock Tower
Pong: Gomp
Pong: A ball with 2 sticks
Pong: Anime style
Pong: Kenshins back
Pong: But wheres everyone else?
Pong: I guess i’ll just wait for them
Pong: When they get here, im making waffles!!!
Pong: Comes with free oven mitts!
Pong: The Paddle Wars
Pong: When Pac-Man isn’t enough
Pong: I
Pong: Love
Pong: This
Pong: Game
Pong: is life.
Pong: is death.
Pong: has not arms or legs.
Pong: it’s only a flesh wound.
Pong: Sci-Fi Wasabi
Pong: Birthday Cake
Pong: Know your chicken
Pong: Sugar
Pong: PORK!
Pong: Hmmmmmm, Pongy.
Pong: Green Party Candidate.
Pong: Better than guacamole.
Pong: Its big, its heavy
Pong: Its wood
Pong: Its better than bad
Pong: Its good
Pong: Why
Pong: Always
Pong: Four
Pong: Slogans?
Pong: i dunno
Pong: I guess its just
Pong: some kind of ritual
Pong: but its cool like this
Pong: A season for giving.
Pong: Happy happy joy joy.
Pong: Everplay.
Pong: Only on Earth.
pong: is cool
pong: blah blah
Pong: blah blah
Pong: blah blah
Pong: Not the Atari Version
Pong: We love chocolate
Pong: Baseball with two bats
Pong: On the road to 500
Pong: Crazy ping pong action.
Pong: Corrupting the masses.
Pong: Like crack for you kids.
Pong: The legend returns.
Pong: And a bottle of ketchup
Pong: Gamecube pwns Xbox
Pong: Anime Style
Pong: Ball + Sticks = Pong!
Pong: The Wal-Mart of games.
Pong: Now in 2D.
Pong: Wargames 2030.
Pong: I am your father.
Pong: You used to love this game, remember?
Pong: Now It’s Fun!!!
Pong: 3-D is DUMB!!!!
Pong: Like golf…except its not.
Pong: The Demo
Pong: Its like a box of chocolates
Pong: Mass Mutilation
Pong: What else are you going to do? (Besides watching porn)
Pong: Bring out your inner nerd!!!
Pong: It’s not a misspelled word!
Pong: New Beginning
Pong: The RPG
Pong: Why does it remind me of Kingdom Hearts so much?
Pong: Its all in the wrist
Pong: Its in the game
Pong: PUNG
Pong: Snootchy bootchies
Pong: Let the shoosting begin
Pong: with sharp, pointy teeth
Pong: love you long time
Pong: better than marmite
Pong: not suitable for children
Pong: Its its own genre
Pong: This time…its out for blood
Pong: When Pac Man decides to join the fun
Pong: Not suitable for adults
PONG- making such an orgy in quiet places since 1972
PONG- it makes you fart blood
PONG- hooray Pong!
PONG- free with purchase of 24 oz Dr Pepper
Pong: Yeah baby…yeah!
Pong: Melts in your mouth, not in your hand.
Pong: 100 percent of your daily amount of PONG.
Pong: A thousand household uses.
Pong: Is that like 5 o’s and 2 u’s?
Pong: Its not french
Pong: P.O.N.G.
Pong: Tastes like chocolate
Pong: Another one bites the dust.
Pong: Pong-Pong Revolution.
Pong: Yummy.
Pong: Just like poker, except with a screen, a simulated paddle and ball, and a controller. Also, there’s no poker.
Pong: It looks like one of megamans blasts
Pong: Before the ground was invented
Pong: Hit me with your Horndog.
Pong: An instant classic, after about 20 years.
Pong: Kid tested, quarter approved.
Pong: Now available on the N-Gage.
Pong: The original celebrated curiously strong pong.
Pong: Another pong bites the dust.
Pong: The Room
Pong: Restless Dreams
Pong: Crimson Butterfly
Pong: Apocalypse
Pong: OH GOD MY HEAD!!
Pong: Fade to black
Pong: Tilingon
Pong: Now im just making up crap
Pong: 1 ball is better than none
Pong: 2 balls are better than one
Pong: 3 balls are for fun
Pong: my rhymes suck
Pong: Burning images onto TV screens since 1972.
Pong: When everything else is broken.
Pong: The only game old people will play anymore!
Pong: A red clown on a chair
Pong: Fire 3
Pong: If you want everything you’ll end up with nothing
Pong: Devil’s Dictionary
Pong: Who needs 8-bit processing anyway
Pong: Unplugged
Pong: Underbudget
Pong: Unrated Directors Cut
Pong: The best thing since home cooked meals
Pong: Now in paperback
Pong: Its 7:29 on the east coast and its raining salmon!
Pong: Its like playing chess, without the complicated algebra.
Pong: F1 for help
Pong: Just like tennis
Pong: An example for other games
Pong: Redemption
Pong: (70) Data Administrator.
Pong: Pop-Up blocking enabled.
Pong: now an action film.
Pong: not gravity compliant.
Pong: A little grease never hurt anyone
Pong: Most Def
Pong: More visually appealing than Halo 2
Pong: If pong had a wife would it be Pongess?
Pong: A little grease never hurt anyone
Pong: Most Def
Pong: More visually appealing than Halo 2
Pong: If pong had a wife would it be Pongess?
Pong: Original Game Soundtrack available now!
Pong: The Passion of Pong
Pong: Backwards compatible with everything
Pong: Now Online!
Pong: longer then Pi.
Pong: tastier than pie.
Pong: stealthier than a P.I.
Pong: no kitty, that’s my pot pie.
Pong: Pinball’s Revenge
Pong: First Person Shooter
Pong: Solid Ball
Pong: The Sons Of Liberty
Pong: Ball Eater
Pong: The Twin Balls
PONG: 42
PONG: Rolls off the tongue like water doesn’t
PONG: Rhymes with wrong. Not a coincidence
PONG: Mmm turkey balls
Pong: Please try again
Pong: The Pongster
Pong: The Pongarama
Pong: The Pong ma
Pong: Red
Pong: Blue
Pong: Yellow
Pong: Ketchup!
Pong: Post Message
Pong: Current Topic
Pong: Preview Message
Pong: Reset
The Pongs: Livin’ Large
The Pongs: House Party
The Pongs 2: University
Pong: Apocalypse
Pong: Afterlife
Pong: Secret Weapons of WW 2
Pong: Double Bouncer
Pong: The RPG
Pong: Rollin’
Pong: Happy birthday to you.
Pong: Happy happy birthday.
Pong: It’s your birthday.
Pong: December 11th, National Pong day.
Pong: Jingle Balls
Pong: Santa Pong
Pong: Snowballs
Pong: teh l33t
Pong: Paddling balls since 1978
Pong: Best played on Alienware
Pong: And justice for all
Pong: For the 500th hundredth time, its not a platformer!
Pong: No intelligence required
Pong: Its all in the opposible thumbs
Pong: Can’t believe we’re still coming up with titles
Pong: This time, the paddles have silver lining!
Pong: Kick Ass
Pong: Only 1 MB!
Pong: The Dark Alliance
Pong: Whoopee!
Pong: That ain’t no wiffle ball.
Pong: The Land Before BASIC.
Pong: Best if played before 1975.
Pong: Now in Black and White.
Pong: Falmin’ Hot
Pong: …ran out of ideas….
Pong: 1-D
Pong: 2-Disc Limited Edition
Pong: Now with downloadable rackets.
Pong: Rare CD-Soundtrack included.
Pong: Never outdone.
Pong: The Unrated Version
Pong:TOS Violation
Pong: It’s um… PONG! Yeah! It’s pong!
Pong: Almost…halfway…to…500!
Pong: liked Committed.
Pong: says bring Committed back.
Pong: misses Clown.
Pong: (moment of silence)
Pong: The Search for Eden
Pong: Outbreak
Pong: Shoot Me
Pong: Out of Slogans
Pong: Most Wanted
Pong: Bigger, Badder, and more Risque
Pong: Uncut
Pong: AO Version
Pong: The Definative Collector’s Edition
Pong: The game which shocked a nation
Pong: The Game. You Lose.
Pong: The best thing since sliced bread
Pong: The reason you don’t need a girl
Pong: When life gives you lemons.
Pong: Its like driving an ice cream truck decorated with human skulls.
Pong: Let the balls hit the wall.
Pong: Creativity is mans best friend, but in pong, it wont help you.
Pong: For the teenage soul.
Pong: Pong Pong Revolution
Pong: Donkey Pong Jr.
Pong: Pong Hero
Pong: Pongmania
Pong X 4!
Pong: Hotter than yo mamma!
Lego Pong: The video game!
.Pong Infection
P.O.N.G.H.(Pwning online not gonna happen)
Pong 2:Modern Combat
Shadow Pong:Covenent
Need for Pong: Underground
007: Everything or pong
Pong Maker
Star wars: Pong
Pong: Better graphics than pacman!
Pong of persia: The sands of time
Pongsplitters
Pong: The path of neo
Pong: Ariel Assault
Jet Li: Rise to pong
Pong Legends 2
Heart of Pong
The Pong Wears Prada
Talapong Nights
How to Eat Fried Pong
The Pong Code
P: B
O: U
N: M
G: P
Call of Pong 4
Biopong
Assassin’s Pong
Viva Ponata